The tonight show with Jay Leno

Abigail & Spencer promotion raising helen

*transcripted by maddie*

J: Hi guys

Abby: Hello.
Spencer: Hey Jay.
J: god, you almost look like husband and wife!
Abby laughs quite loudly.
S: Hey Jay great monologue also thanks for the plug on cat in the hat.
J: Oh sure that’s right your…
S: Now available on video and D.V.D.
Audience claps.
A: Yes keep that in mind!
J: (to Spencer) You know once you get over your initial shyness you’ll be okay!
Both laugh.
J: Hi you guys, well tell us, introduce your sister.
S: This is my sister Abigail Breslin (points to Abby)
Audience claps.
J: There you go, cool, cool.
Spencer claps.
J: Now Spencer you’re like a regular you’ve been doing our show for like three quarters of your life, but now this is Abigail’s first time. Abigail tell us about yourself now.
A: Well I’m eight years old,
J: Eight years old.
A: and I’ve been acting since I was three.
J: Since you were three.
A: mmm hmmm.
J: What d’ya do for the first three years, you took time off?
Laughs.
A: NO!!
J: What was your first acting job do you remember?
A: Um yea it was a Toys R’ us commercial.
J: Oh that was your very first?
A: mmm hmmm.
J: Okay cos we have, is this the one we have lets take a look, here you are in your very first….trails off.
Everyone turns to face the screen.
Abby aged 3 with blonde curly hair: oooooo lets gooo, (to and old lady shopper) I did poo poo on the potty!
O S: Oh that’s very nice (kinda laughs).
Young Abby: I pooped in the potty!
Abby’s mom: her first time…kinda apologetic.
YA: I pooped in the potty all by myself (to other shoppers).
Finished. Audience and Jay and Spencer clap.
Jay: Very good.
A: (embarrassed) Thank-you.
J: Very, very good job, now Spencer you remember your first time here?
S: Yea I do, I do remember my first time here, I was like four or so.
J: Yep you were four years old.
S: And I’d just done a commercial uh I think one of my first commercials it was a McDonald’s commercial.
J: Yea and you were a little bit loopy your first time.
S: Yea yea.
J: Remember you were kind like…
S: (sits back and says in a quick deep voice) ‘Hey Jay….
J: here take a look, take a look.
Go to and old episode when Spencer was 4, and had lighter hair.
J: Now we saw your commercial earlier you did, the McDonald’s commercial, was that fun.
Young S: (staring ahead) Uh yea.
Now can you remember the McDonald’s theme?
YS: (Still staring.) Uh yea

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